Playing Dead
「I'm not dead, I'm just sleeping.」
Congratulations! You've tested into the rarest 'Playing Dead' personality in China. You can ignore 99+ messages in a group chat, but when someone posts '@everyone, only half an hour left before the deadline' — you might, like a mummy freshly awakened from a thousand-year tomb, slowly type out a 'Got it,' and then in the next 29 minutes, submit a passable answer. Yes, only when the one and only, highest-authority command — 'DEADLINE' — appears, do you truly explode. Unleashed you are a dormant volcano that finally erupts. You've proven a universal truth: sometimes doing nothing means not doing anything wrong either.
ISTJ
Freelancer (actually unemployed), artist (procrastination type), student (frequently extending graduation)
Always think things will work themselves out, but sometimes you really do crash into the bridge pier
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