Speechless

We discovered a magical creature: WOC! People. They have two completely independent operating systems: one called 'Surface System,' responsible for emitting a series of exclamatory onomatopoeia like 'what the f***,' 'sick,' 'huh?'; another called 'Backend System,' responsible for calmly analyzing: yep, as I expected. WOC! people only say 'what the f***' and don't meddle in other people's business, because they deeply know that explaining logic to idiots is like helping mud climb a wall — not only does it waste energy, it also gets you covered in s**t. So they choose, clutching a blade of wisdom grass, offering a deeply heartfelt 'WOC!' to pay the highest respect to this crazy world.