ATM Man

Congratulations! You've somehow tested into the rarest personality on Earth. You may become an unsolved mystery of the financial world — yes, ATM-er doesn't necessarily 'give away' money, but might be permanently in 'payment' mode. Paying time, paying energy, paying patience, paying a night's peace that should have been peacefulaceful. So like an old but solid ATM machine, what goes in is other people's anxiety and troubles, what comes out is the reassuring promise of 'it's fine, I'm here.' Your life is a grand, applaud-less one-man payment show. You've traded rock-like reliability for waterfall-like demands. Occasionally late at night when everything is quiet, you'll look at the bill — maybe spiritually — and sigh: this damn, nowhere-to-put my responsibility.