Smooth Operator

When you walk into a room, the lighting system automatically identifies you as a natural hottie and consciously dims itself to avoid energy waste. When you smile, you become the smiling hottie, and the surrounding air humidity drops significantly because the water vapor has all condensed into hearts in people's eyes. Everyone easily develops an above-threshold attention response to your existence. Legend has it that if enough SEXY personalities gather for a party, the combined charm energy released can temporarily distort spacetime structure, causing participants to experience of happiness illusion that 'time has slowed down.' They don't need to try hard to express themselves — many times, their mere existence is already like an overly elaborate fu poem.