Working Ant
ใLife is a game mode, and I'm just a tired monkey.ใ
Friend, you're not 'still having a child's heart' โ you simply haven't evolved. Your soul is still stuck in that happy era of hanging from trees swinging on vines, eyes lighting up at the sight of bananas. When human ancestors decided to come down from trees, learned to walk upright, put on suits and ties, the MALO ancestor watched them from a nearby tree, scratched their butt, and let out a disdainful 'cheep.' They've seen through everything: so-called 'civilization' is just the most boring, least fun paid game. Rules can occasionally be broken, ceilings are for hanging upside down, conference rooms are for performing backflips. MALO itself is a that fell out of a giant brain hole and forgot to close the door.
ISTJ
Influencer (teaching people to lie flat), food delivery person (delivering while lying flat), freelancer (actually unemployed)
Lie flat too long and you really can't stand up, resume is all blank
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