Hot Mess

Congratulations, the SHIT personality is the only rare personality known in the universe. The so-called crap isn't complaining — it's performing a mysterious ritual. SHIT's behavior pattern is an earth-shaking paradox drama. Mouth: this project is crap. Hands: quietly opening Excel, building function models and Gantt charts. Mouth: these colleagues are all shit. Hands: after colleagues screw up, grumbling while pulling an all-nighter to cleanly clear up the mess. Mouth: this world is a pile of crap, let it end already. Hands: the next morning at seven sharp, squeezing onto the crap-like subway, going to do that crap-like job. Don't be afraid — that's not the alarm of the apocalypse, that's the bugle call of them about to start saving the world.